(All things said in a whiny, crying voice, usually accompanied by a fit in which she fell on the ground...)
"Mom, you handed me your phone upside down!"
"I can't blow on my pizza!"
"I can't get my socks off!"
"I can't reach my Barbie! (Said while sitting in her carseat)"
"I don't like the white Jelly Bellys! Take them all out!"
"I spilled my crackers!"
"I want to sleep in your bed!"
"My tears are making me itchy!"
Ah, 3 year olds.
And now, pictures of my 3 year old making funny faces.